Update: The game has been delisted.
Rock Simulator. If there has got to be one game that sums up the future of gaming, its this. Never there been such a milestone in gaming history… NEVER. Just look at that marvelous feat of engineering with realistic simulation.
Be the rock. Enjoy MILLIONS OF YEARS of gameplay.
Jokes aside, Rock Simulator has popped up in the Steam Greenlight list with this curious concept. Aside from the obvious satirical nature of the game itself, developer Ryan of Strange Panther Games states that Rock Simulator will present various mini-games for actual gameplay. This is obviously no easy feat  as you’re severely restricted on what you can actually put in a game like this that is still within the boundaries of what a simulator should be.
Looking past that, there’s plenty of other options should the creator aspire for a more imaginative approach… like say an asteroid mode where you pummel a planet until it becomes space dust.
Do share your thoughts to the devs at the Steam concept page for Rock Simulator.
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We need a simulator about being a russian ..
Battlefield 3 doesn’t count, right?
Arent they americans ?? 😮 *puzzled*
Multiplayer has Russians :3
oohhh… 😀
ftw.haha
The game of “Waiting for someone to throw me far away”
we need a simulator about being a piece of poop going through the sewer…
Quick! Someone make this!
DLC idea: corn *you know what I mean*
that cover photo of yours is just divine… <3
wait, my cover photo? thanks… 🙂 but if you compare it to the works of other vector illustrators, you’d think otherwise.. i’m technically a beginner in terms of style :/
At least you got a style going on for ya. I got into vector nearly a decade ago but me and illustrator just didn’t click. haha