EDIT NOVEMBER 11, 2023 5:42PM – Just in case it wasn’t clear, this is an April Fool’s joke article from 2015. Just in case someone from the younger generation is taking this as fact.
MANILA, Philippines – April 1, 2015 CD-R KING, a PINIC INTERNATIONAL CORPORATION brand and world leader in one-stop solutions for technological needs, announces the completion of its acquisition of DataBlitz, the Philippines’ leading ALL-Original computer & video games, software, consoles and accessories retailer, in a transaction valued at Php 322 million.
CD-R KING’s acquisition of DATABLITZ advances its mission of being the No. 1 top media & technology provider in the Philippines that could provide the latest technology at an affordable price without extra cost and also to be able to deliver up-to-date technologies to the Philippine market with the latest computer related products as well as computer accessories.
The combination of the two companies will result in the rebranding of all DATABLITZ outlets from hereon will now be renamed to CDR BLITZ.
To keep up with the high standards set by CDR KING, all grey market imports from all CDR BLITZ branches will be replaced with CDR KING GAMING branded products. CDR BLITZ will also support CDR KING’s main business of consumable writable discs hence all games from CDR BLITZ stores will now be provided in CDR-KING’s popular selection of disc designs including Hello Kitty, Cars, Toy’s Story and vanilla blank discs.
CDR BLITZ will continue the tradition of extremely needless waiting in line to purchase and will now go fully manual in their sales procedure thus the savings will be passed on to you the consumers who will still need to wait needlessly in line.
For the customer’s peace of mind, CDR KING will also extend its legendary warranty policy to CDR BLITZ stores and will now carry the traditional 1-week replacement, 1 month warranty. Pakitabi na lang po resibo.

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April Fools
Tae, napaka KJ naman
uu nga ito ung contract oh, peace out!
my internet must be slow XD
Hahahah that picture loading hahah
tis the day we jest with our peer. lol
lol :v
ung pic talaga ni mika un e
seems legit bro. #7dayswarrantylourdes
april fools nga hahha
CD-R King version or Razer Gear and SteelSeries products .. ayus ..
april fools?
Whahahaha Tibay
This must be true.. in the parallel dimension. :v
hahaha 7 day warranty! :)) nice one :))
april fools bro?
Bat ba lagi na lang fool tawag nyo ke April haha
hahaha
share ko to baka ma fool din ako.. kaso mas kailangan ko pool ngayon sa init kaya wag iinit ulo ko sa cdr blitz na to hahaha
wala pang nagsesetup ng inflatable pool dito, makikibabad rin sana ako haha
mainit pa ulo ko dko mahanap hinahanap ko sa dying light bwisit hahaah! mas masarap kung nakasalpak titan mo dito ako r9 280x padin huhuhu
nagpapataba lang ako character sa diablo ngayon. upuan lang umiinit tsaka ung titan x pinan-diablo lang baog character ko, isa lang legendary na gamit haha
wow titan pang diablo haha pwede ngang gt 730 lang sa diablo!! hahaha
nabagalan ako sa cast ng skills
😀 😛
Ayan na!… Half Life 3 confirmed!
april fools?
Lel. Nice one
./..
April fools! 😀
Wew! Mini heart attack there
Hahahaha
Hahaha!
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LOL, why so butthurt? It’s April Fools for gaben’s sake.
LOL!!! Dre, sabi mo nga April Fools ang article kaya April Fools din ang comment nya. Tawa lang ako sa inyo. Hahahash!! Fools kayo pareho!! Laro na lang tayo!!!
WTF! Don’t go down to this moron’s level b2g.
HAHAHA! Pwede ba kong magtagalog patola. Laro na lang tayo!!!
April fools???
Nah. Trying hard sa April fools. ITS NOT IN OUR CULTURE! Its just the way it is. ‘Wag niyo ng ipilit yang April fools kasi yung nag sabi mismo ang nag mumukhang fool. Hindi KJ, hindi korni pero its just DUMB. Parang sinabi mong mag celebrate ng fiesta ang mga kano or something. Fuckin’ crab mentality.
Your thought organization seems disorganized.
baduy mo ulol
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